Beckham Ate My Goldfish

spider-monkey_719_600x450Hi, how are you?  Greetings from The Ministry Of Sensational Headlines!  Just thought I would check in with you.  Well, we have got just over two weeks to go before the world blows up.  Ok, ok I know, we had this conversation before, and yes, I’m only teasing.  The world is not going to blow up at all on 21 December; it will simply melt…

I just thought I would give you an update as to how the shift has been affecting me.  It’s been very strange indeed to be honest.  I’m still getting extreme bouts of exhaustion, but annoyingly, I seem to get lulled into a false sense of security from time to time.  Then, just when it seems I’ve turned the corner, wham!  I find that I have no energy again and can barely even talk.  Another thing is that all kinds of demons (and I use that term figuratively) keep on surfacing and I find myself experiencing emotional stuff that simply shouldn’t be there any more; self-doubt, for example.  Thankfully, I know that I am not alone.  People all over the planet who are going through a spiritual awakening are experiencing something similar.  Yes, I suppose it wouldn’t be a proper shift if it didn’t have a cleansing effect and bring all the dark “stuff” up to the surface from the depths of our inner ocean.

Well, that’s about it for now.  I know; boring, you are thinking, and not really much of a round robin at all.  Well that serves you right for expecting something sensational.  You’ll be telling me next that the world will end on 21 December.

Oh, before I go, just another couple of things.  Next week I will be interviewing for a bunker-mate.  Yes, you heard correctly; not a room-mate or flat-mate, but a bunker-mate.  There just happens to be a vacant space in my bunker.  I have also got some spare tin helmets for sale going cheep; yes that’s right, they are going cheep, not cheap; each one comes with its own budgie.

Anyone interested in the above should apply via the contact form below.