Apocalypse Not Now Dear I’m Washing My Hair


scan0001Well, it’s here, the dreaded 21 December 2012, and as far as I can see the world hasn’t blown up; also, as the headline suggests, I am far too busy washing my hair to be able take part in an apocalypse; maybe next time.  Of course, the world never was going to end; it was just a combination of media sensationalism and the thoughts and theories of the misguided that created the whole affair.  In commemoration of this “event”, you may have noticed that I wrote a number of spoof articles over the last few months, with equally spoofed headlines.  For those of you who maybe didn’t understand what was meant by these articles, it was just my way of expressing how ridiculous I felt the whole idea was.  Oh, by the way, the Corgis are back at work now; they opted for a compromise, the matter has been put to kennel, and militant NUC leader, Ruf Growlington has gone back to Newcastle.

I would now like to take this opportunity to put the lid on the 2012 thing and to give my final views.

There has been a shift, but it is subtle and ongoing.  Personally, I have never bothered to read up on the whole Mayan Calendar thing, but I would stake my life on it that the Mayans, at no time, said that the world would end on 21 December 2012.  We know that creation is a series of cycles and 21 December 2012 simply heralds the end of the current cycle.  People all over the planet have been experiencing a spiritual awakening as we enter the next phase, but we are all at different stages of evolution, therefore we will not all experience the same thing at the same time.

I consider myself very fortunate to have been on the planet at the same time as The Kali Yuga Avatar, Sri Sathya Sai Baba, and even more fortunate that Baba made himself known to me and allowed me to experience him in the way that I did.  Now, as the new Golden Age dawns and religions continue to compare Gods, in an effort to see whose God is best, and bickering within individual religions continues between the different factions, the underlying fundamental principle of spirituality remains the same:

There is only one religion – The religion of Love,

There is only one language, The language of the heart,

There is only one caste, The caste of humanity,

There is only One God, He is omnipresent ~ Baba

The reason for human birth remains the same; to realise the Divinity within ourselves and others.  But as man-made religion has made the spiritual pathway so complicated over the years, Baba with his simple teachings gives us a very straightforward path to Self-realisation.  For all of you spiritual aspirants out there who may come across this article, here is your simple formula for spiritual awakening.  So, if you follow this formula and at the same time “see good, do good, be good, NOW” you won’t go far wrong.

Start your day with Love,

Fill your day with Love,

Spend your day with love,

End your day with Love,

This is the way to God ~ Baba

And finally:

Seen on a notice board in Tetbury today…

FOR SALE

Bunker (may need a bit of an airing) – Excellent condition, one previous owner.  Comes with an aeon’s supply of baked beans (ring-pull cans), 750 back copies of The Beano, a torch (batteries included), a CD of Des O’Connor’s Greatest Hit and a partridge in a pear tree.

Reason for sale: The world didn’t blow up…

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Beckham Ate My Goldfish


spider-monkey_719_600x450Hi, how are you?  Greetings from The Ministry Of Sensational Headlines!  Just thought I would check in with you.  Well, we have got just over two weeks to go before the world blows up.  Ok, ok I know, we had this conversation before, and yes, I’m only teasing.  The world is not going to blow up at all on 21 December; it will simply melt…

I just thought I would give you an update as to how the shift has been affecting me.  It’s been very strange indeed to be honest.  I’m still getting extreme bouts of exhaustion, but annoyingly, I seem to get lulled into a false sense of security from time to time.  Then, just when it seems I’ve turned the corner, wham!  I find that I have no energy again and can barely even talk.  Another thing is that all kinds of demons (and I use that term figuratively) keep on surfacing and I find myself experiencing emotional stuff that simply shouldn’t be there any more; self-doubt, for example.  Thankfully, I know that I am not alone.  People all over the planet who are going through a spiritual awakening are experiencing something similar.  Yes, I suppose it wouldn’t be a proper shift if it didn’t have a cleansing effect and bring all the dark “stuff” up to the surface from the depths of our inner ocean.

Well, that’s about it for now.  I know; boring, you are thinking, and not really much of a round robin at all.  Well that serves you right for expecting something sensational.  You’ll be telling me next that the world will end on 21 December.

Oh, before I go, just another couple of things.  Next week I will be interviewing for a bunker-mate.  Yes, you heard correctly; not a room-mate or flat-mate, but a bunker-mate.  There just happens to be a vacant space in my bunker.  I have also got some spare tin helmets for sale going cheep; yes that’s right, they are going cheep, not cheap; each one comes with its own budgie.

Anyone interested in the above should apply via the contact form below.