Beckham Ate My Goldfish


spider-monkey_719_600x450Hi, how are you?  Greetings from The Ministry Of Sensational Headlines!  Just thought I would check in with you.  Well, we have got just over two weeks to go before the world blows up.  Ok, ok I know, we had this conversation before, and yes, I’m only teasing.  The world is not going to blow up at all on 21 December; it will simply melt…

I just thought I would give you an update as to how the shift has been affecting me.  It’s been very strange indeed to be honest.  I’m still getting extreme bouts of exhaustion, but annoyingly, I seem to get lulled into a false sense of security from time to time.  Then, just when it seems I’ve turned the corner, wham!  I find that I have no energy again and can barely even talk.  Another thing is that all kinds of demons (and I use that term figuratively) keep on surfacing and I find myself experiencing emotional stuff that simply shouldn’t be there any more; self-doubt, for example.  Thankfully, I know that I am not alone.  People all over the planet who are going through a spiritual awakening are experiencing something similar.  Yes, I suppose it wouldn’t be a proper shift if it didn’t have a cleansing effect and bring all the dark “stuff” up to the surface from the depths of our inner ocean.

Well, that’s about it for now.  I know; boring, you are thinking, and not really much of a round robin at all.  Well that serves you right for expecting something sensational.  You’ll be telling me next that the world will end on 21 December.

Oh, before I go, just another couple of things.  Next week I will be interviewing for a bunker-mate.  Yes, you heard correctly; not a room-mate or flat-mate, but a bunker-mate.  There just happens to be a vacant space in my bunker.  I have also got some spare tin helmets for sale going cheep; yes that’s right, they are going cheep, not cheap; each one comes with its own budgie.

Anyone interested in the above should apply via the contact form below.

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Aliens Ate My Grandmother – 2012 The Sequel To The Prequel To The Sequel in HD & Surround Sound Part Four


I can’t believe that it’s now a year and one month since I wrote my article “Aliens Ate My Grandmother – 2012 The Sequel”  https://richardfholmes.org/2011/10/02/aliens-ate-my-grandmother-2012-the-sequel-2/   

It was in this article that I revealed my amazing theory to the world as to what was going happen on 21 December 2012.  I can’t believe how quickly the time has flown by; and we now have just under seven weeks before the world explodes… sorry… only joking!  I pulled that stunt last time didn’t I.  What I will do now however, is reveal to the world my extended theory on my previous theory.

It is apparent that things have been happening, and surely only the most un-spiritually aware people on the planet can still be oblivious to this.  Some people, of course, are indeed experiencing the shift, but they are simply not aware of what is happening.  As the cells of our bodies shift with the rest of the energy that comprises our planet, people all over the world are experiencing symptoms that are being mistaken for illness; the most popular being extremely low energy.  The trouble is that there has been so much rubbish spouted about this wonderful event that many are dismissing it as either new age fantasy, or they are waiting for a big explosion that simply isn’t going to happen.  In a nutshell, the reason that many people are still not aware of what is happening is because it is very subtle.

From a personal perspective I can feel myself waking up, and as the vibration within this dimension has increased so drastically since 1989, it has given the impression of time having speeded up.  In fact, everything seems to be moving at an incredible speed now.

Really, there isn’t a great deal more to add, but just before I sign off I would like to share with the reader something I found whilst browsing Amazon recently.  A book called The Storm Before The Calm by Neale Donald Walsch appeared on the web page I was viewing and I found the synopsis to this book quite interesting.  Mr Walsch is one of my favourite authors and I will share part of the synopsis with you because it speaks volumes:

Something happened in early 2011 that hasn’t happened in decades, perhaps centuries-and we didn’t even notice it. That is, we didn’t see it for what it was.

Massive unrest from Tunisia to Egypt to Libya rocked the Arab world and threw the globe into political crisis. Within days, an earthquake-tsunami-nuclear calamity of terrifying proportions shocked Japan and sent the world reeling once again, even as the globe’s financial markets shuddered to sustain themselves while states and nations tottered on the brink of bankruptcy – where many still linger.

All of this, of course, we did notice. What we may have missed was that ancient predictions for this period of time called for exactly this: simultaneous environmental, political, and financial disasters. Were we seeing the beginning of ‘the end of history’ – and not picking up the signal”?

For me it’s those last five words that say the most – “not picking up the signal”.  You see, it’s been said time and time again throughout the ages that the world we can see is only an illusion.  Indeed it was the Greek philosopher Democritus that said “Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is just an opinion”.  So the world and his cat is waiting (or not waiting) for something to happen in accordance with their own opinion, and of course, it’s simply not going to happen.  Whilst people are or are not waiting for the whole 2012 thing to happen, it’s already happening, only the signals have been missed; this is why those five words are so significant.

But yet there is one more twist in the tale dear reader.  What is happening is that the human race is waking up to its truth; which is eternal, constant and changeless.  When truth stares into the eyes of illusion, the illusion will simply dissolve; so my amazing extended theory is that there won’t really be any change at all because you can’t change truth; the only thing that will change is the way we see things.

Now if you will excuse me I’m just going to grab a few tins of beans and retire to my bunker…