
Photo by Marco Milanesi: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-mountain-under-starry-night-sky-2670898/
Hey Mister, yes, you! I’m talking to you. Answer me this? How come, “your” creation never fails to amaze us, it is constantly evolving and revealing untold wonders to us, but on the other hand, your religion continues to bask in the Dark Ages? Could the answer be twofold? Could it be that your religion is man-made and you don’t exist anyway? If that’s the case, I’m having this conversation with myself.
And another thing…
Your Lord’s prayer is grossly outdated and not in line with the current evolutionary path of the human race. Now…all is not lost, so I don’t want you to worry. I’m about to put forward an amended version, which is more in line with the times. I had a go at this some months ago, so this is an amendment to the amended version.
PS – To the real God, I wouldn’t mind your opinion on this, and if you don’t fancy communicating telepathically, I’ll accept an email.
Heavenly Friend, who resides within us
Hallowed be our name
Our kingdom come
Our will be done
In the whole of creation
Thank you for meeting all our needs, and
For showing us that we do not need to be forgiven
Please lead us into temptation
In order that we may experience all aspects of life
Don’t deliver us from evil
But show us that evil only exists because we create it
For ours is the kingdom
The power to love gloriously
For ever and ever
Our friend

